Thought-fucked

A decision made in the past that was so overanalyzed over time that the final decision was irrelevant. Ones endless thoughts literally fucked the possibility of a positive outcome.

The Design Firm had 3 very elegant proposals for the Highway Project, yet their inability to deliver a single solution thought-fucked them out of the Contract.

think-fuck

The act of overanalyzing a decision to the point where all options are overly complicated and useless. All hope of a positive outcome should be abandoned. thought-fucked

We decided to go with the 2-span bridge design last week but you knuckleheads showed up here on a Saturday to think-fuck this design into the oblivion?!?!

tipsyflipsy

A temporary condition on the drunkenness spectrum between “buzzing” and “wasted” that can only be achieved by a very cute/attractive female. Usually the term is self-descriptive from the female herself and very likely that her name ends with an “i” , “ie” or “y”

I thought our date was going great until We finished our second drink. Then Mary came stumbling back from the bathroom with both contacts in one eye chanting “tipsyflipsy I am” until the manager called us an über and comped our meal. We didn’t get kicked out because all the other patrons thought it was adorable, but we couldn’t be allowed to carry on either.