ashley

A cat that hides in the shadows and waits. When it spots its target it will latch on and stay there until bribed with a bag of Cheetos. Nobody knows the exact origins of this creature but some believe that they are space cats that crash-landed on our planet back in 1947.

"We better move faster i think i saw an ashley back there."

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Spatootism

Nothing is absolute until proven. Who knows who’s right or wrong? A spatootist is anyone who doesn’t want to pick a side and simply wants to wait and see.

I have invented my own religion called spatootism.