lubricum

When a man has a small orgasm inside the women's vagina in order to make it more wet during sex.

I noticed her pussy was a bit dry so I added some lubricum to make it wetter

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Texas Chili Bowl

The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers

We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.

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Juicing

The act of shoving ones fingers up another's anus on their birthday. Normally done by teammates or a group of close friends.

Billy's anus was sore after his teammates gave him a birthday juicing.

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emotiend

To use an emoticon to end an online conversation

"I have no more to add to this conversation so I will emotiend it with a smiley face" :)

Ana - "Wanna go out tonight?"
Eric - "Sure, where would you like to go?"
Ana - "Let's go see a movie"
Eric - "7:00 pm?"
Ana - "Perfect! I'll see you then"
Eric - ":-)"

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Painted Glove

The sexual act of inserting ones open hand into the anus and rotating left to right to create a coat of fecal matter. After removal from the anus the hand will be entirely covered in feces resembling a painted glove

While making love from behind I asked the woman if I may have a painted glove. With her answer being "yes" I proceeded to thrust my entire hand deep into her anus. After a few twists I removed my hand to reveal my new painted glove.

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