Gorilla Guts

When you have such bad diarrhea, that you have no choice but to sit on the toilet for hours.

“I ate Mexican food earlier and now I have gorilla guts”

“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”

“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”

Filet O’ Cock

Is a noun for a fish sandwich, but instead of adding fish you simply replace it with your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.

“Hey Babe, you want a Filet O’ Cock tonight?”
“I could really go for a Filet O’ Cock Later”

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