eat babies

A multipurpose retort meaning "shut the hell up" or "suck on that".
Made more effective by adding "Bitch".

"Haha your face is too big for your head."
"Eat babies bitch!"

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mcdonalds

America's terrible, terrible revenge on Japan for Pearl Harbour.

Love koto! - The Japanese equivalent of the Mcdonalds motto - I'm Loving it

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kin

A way of saying "fucking" more gently.

It works best when you make a little pause before you say it.

"Agggh my arm has fallen off!"

"..Kin hell!"

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Conservative Party

The second biggest political party in the UK. Has a right wing stance (think more moderate republicans). The party is slowly in a spiral of decline after an 18 year stint in power under the reigns of Maggie Thatcher and John Major.
The party has a reputation for being made up of solely boring middle aged men from priveledged backgrounds. This is statistically pretty true. The Conservatives are heavily supported by the tabloid that likes to think it is a serious newspaper: the Daily Mail which is mostly read by grey haired women that spend most of their time tending their middle class rosebeds and discussing the decadence of young people these days.
Above everything else the Conservatives believe that society is in decline and hark back to a nonexistant era when nuclear famalies and "respect for elders" existed.

Conservative Daily Mail reader A:Thank goodness for the Conservative Party! Those immigrants get on my euphemised body parts! When I was a girl we worked 25 hours a day and were beaten about the head with a brick if we were good! Now these immigrants have the audacity to take all the jobs people like me think they are too good for!

Conservative Daily Mail Reader B:It disgusts me that these people can come here without being a white prejudiced houswife just like me!

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daily mail

British newspaper aimed at conservatine, middle class housewives. Regards itself as a serious newspaper despite the fact that it is clearly tabloid.

It claims to be a moral voice of the people but is in fact a paper designed to indulge the quasi-racist/homophobic/bigotted views held by much of middle england.

The paper loves nothing more than creating a moral panic and has done so over the years on subjects ranging from hoodies to water bottles.

The Daily Mail typically finds time to bleat on about the terrible state of Britain today in its police force, NHS, Education system and policy on immigration. It is truly creative in finding a whole bunch of ways of paraphrasing "Kick all asylum seekers out. We hate foreign people".

The Daily Mail burns rather nicely and is just the right size to cover cat litter trays.

Typical Daily Mail headlines:

"Black person gets job"
"Presenter says word sex on TV"
"My angelic little girl was made to wear a hoodie by a gay immigrant paedophile communist"

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Cherie Blair

Wife of Tony Blair. Has an improbably large mouth often likened to a postbox. Despite the fact she is a successful lawyer, she frequently puts her foot in it by bitching about her husbands policies.

Hobbies: Shopping on Ebay

Reporter: "Cherie can you comment on your husbands foreign policy?"
Cherie Blair: "Its shite"
Reporter: "Thank you"
Cherie Blair: "Oops..."

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smarties

Yummy sweets!

Like chocolate m & ms but sweeter. Found in Britain.
They come in the colours blue, red, pink, yellow, green and brown.

It is well known that red smarties contain crushed beetles, pink ones can be used as lipstick when wet, orange ones taste of orange and blue ones send you hyper :)

Oi! You! Off my smarties!

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