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A commonly unknown and forgotten system used to represent how much you care about some one. The system works along with the metric system having: Milifucks, Centifucks, Fucks and Kilofucks. Usually when measuring the amount of fucks that some one gives towards another or something that happened a device called a Fuckometer is used. This will be a way to accurately determine how many fucks where given. Commonly 10-100 fucks are given in a situation, but in hard times and other uncommon events 3 kilofucks can occur. Current world record is held after a man named Elija Volk realized his girlfriend had a dick. 34.47 Kilofucks
Holy shit I just stubbed my toe
Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given
The first thought that goes through every mans head when he realizes the woman he slept with weighs more than the bed
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That one kid that is so damn rich that he can get whatever he wants when ever he wants. Most kids bullied him when growing up until he had a growth spurt and beat himself up until he realized he was only 50% black then he decided he wanted to go beat up other kids. From there on he decided that if he didnât like what others did he would beat the shit out of them.
America! AMERICA!! Iâll beat your ass, ill beat your dogs ass and fuck ill beat my own ass!