Amazon Prime boy

A nice guy archetype. Amazon Prime boys will try to sell you things you don't want to buy because they "listen" to you, and then are right at your doorstep the next day anyway. An Amazon Prime boy gives free shipping on your order but what you receive is never the same as the picture (i.e. seems great and easy to ask out but turns out creepy when you get to know them). The guy you ask to hang out with your friends once but won't leave you alone anymore like a subscription you can't cancel.

"He was such an Amazon Prime boy! He told me how nice and sweet I was to invite him to hang out at lunch, and now he's asking if he's invited to their birthday parties"

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