psychic

1. A deluded person who had trouble making friends as a child, and over the years has grown to believe their own mystic crap
2. A cynical person who has realised the ease with which a deluded person can be ripped off.
see also religion

Your husband is happy in the afterlife and suggests you take my psychic course ($10,000) so that you may continue to speak to him

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