A dirty Cookson is when a male ejaculates on his own stomach or groin area.
This usually involves leaving the semen to crust over the belly and not get washed off.
Oh man, I really did enjoy that dirty Cookson last night!
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Woodhey means something that is usually widely considered boring or irrelevant.
Yo my G this place is so Woodhey lets get out of here.