Colossus

Peter Rasputin. A member of the X-Men who could change his skin to organic steel. Romantically involved with Shadowcat, A.K.A. Kitty Pryde, and with Zsaji, the alien healer. Killed while testing the cure for the Legacy Virus.

Poor old Colossus- he died for the team.

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Waffle

1. Noun: The greatest invention ever. Of all time. The most holiest of breakfast foods, the light in the age of darkness, the diamond in the rough. The food of champions.
2. Verb: To waffle: to hit a monkey with a small stick made of brass

They were waffling, but the monkeys ran away, so they went to have some waffles.

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homesar

1. n (hom-sar) One who has been buried up to his neck and covered in scorpions.
2. n One who is saving the best for last.

"I'm sa-vin' the best for laaast!"

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loki

Not a homosexual or a cheater or anything. Originally, Norse god of lies and trickery, father of Fenrir and Hel and the great serpent Jormungand. Loki tricked the blind god Hodur into killing Baldur, and later posed as the giantess Thokk to prevent Baldur's return to life. On Ragnorak, Fenrir will swallow the All-Father, but Odin's son Vidar will tear the great wolf to pieces. Thor will smash Jormungand's head in with Mjolnir, his great hammer, but will be poisoned by the dying serpent and will die after walking nine paces. Hel's fate is not known.

Utgard-Loki's cat is too heavy even for Thor to lift!

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charlie fox

A cluster-fuck; a naval term used to describe when everything is going wrong. See SNAFU

We got a charlie-fox! Contact 3 is off radar!

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emtarkanderundersgunderson

One with a long and stupid name. Abbreviated to Em.

Boy, Em, you sure have some long and stupid names.

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