ydkwtfyta

Acronym for "You Don't Know What The Fuck You're Talking About."

Wife: Satsumas are actually a vegetable.

Me: YDKWTFYTA

Stoinky

Adjective for an orange that appears fresh on the outside but is dry and pithy on the inside.

Those oranges looked really good, but when I cut them open they were all stoinky.

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encore

What happens when you flush the toilet and the turd disappears for a second and then pops back up.

Roomate 1: Dude, flush the toilet when you're done taking a shit!

Roomate 2: I did! That turd must have come up for an encore!

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