clusterfuck

Collective noun for a bunch of turkeys

"Dude, check out that clusterfuck of turkeys over there"....."Totally"

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iPhone orgy

A phenomenon that occurs due to an iPhone user's compulsive desire to show off their iPhone with other iPhone users. The group will sit round inanely discussing apps, model ugrapdes and even who's had theirs the longest and therefore the most hip. As the members of the orgy are completely unaware of people around them without iPhones, outsiders (i.e. non-iPhone users) can slowly get trapped in the orgy as it progresses. The only way out for the trapped is death.

"Oh shit, everyone's getting their iPhones out!"

"Uh oh, they're comparing apps!"

"Fuuuck, it's an iPhone orgy!!"

"Kill me!"

"No, kill me!!"

"OK, on 3. 1, 2, 3!"

angry raise

When, playing poker, someone raises unnecessarily high, inadvertently pissing everyone off rather than striking fear or enticing anyone to play. Therefore no-one calls and the round is cut short, wasting everybody's time.

"I raise 20"......"Call"......"Call"......"I raise 500!!"......"Wtf man! Bloody angry raise!"

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Wank hands

When someone doesn't wash their hands after having a wank and then goes about their daily business as usual. Never share food with someone you suspect to have wank hands.

"Get your shitty wank hands off my chips!!!"

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