Eder

A straight beast. Knows how to play his women and never get caught. Creates the illusion of being sweet, nice, caring, and loving. Secretly, he doesn't give a fuck. He just wants that poon and trust me, he will get it. Great at sports. Loves fighting 'cause he's good at it and can kick ass. Handsome devil but just because of his dashing looks, doesn't mean he can't kick your ass. Dude is a champ. He'll fuck you up. This guy is nothing but a boss. If a girl ever gets through to him and takes your emotions, marry that bitch 'cause she's the one.

Guy1: Have you seen Eder's new chick? She's hot as fuck. That kid gets puss.
Guy2: Fuck, I know. His last girl was the hottest chick in the neighborhood. Does he ever stop?!
Guy1: Did you see that one dude who he fucked up?! It was hilarious. Almost twice his size and he knocked his ass to the floor, like always though.
Guy2: Damn. I wish I was an Eder. That would be the life.

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