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A pre-ejactulatory puff of non-liquid orgasmic substance.
John was lying on the floor until Pete jumped on top of him with a yogibo forcing a small amount of orgasmist to be transferred to the carpet's surface.
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The dried crust from condom residue that is still on the penis in the morning. Usually recognizable during the morning pee.
Jesus what gutter did I drag that girl out of, the amount of dick shingle is obscene.
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When you get a handjob aka "Stick Shifted" but you can't ejaculate. See also: blue balls
"Hey how did you do with Mary last night?"
"Ah I was stick shifted but I ended up stuck in neutral."
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An undesirable outcome.
Nigga tits, I thought that experiment would succeed!
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