Green Knight

Exactly like white knighting(defending something with blind loyalty at every opportunity, regardless of any legitimate complaints from anyone else) but specific to Razer gaming products, even in threads where Razer wasn't mentioned at all.

Robert(totally not Krakoff) read a tweet about a new keyboard release from some other company and started to green knight in the thread, bragging about how it doesn't even have macro keys or stupid marketing gimmicks. Bro, do you even hype? Can that keyboard even connect to the lights in your car and animate the dashboard with awesome effects?

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Spicy Sodomy

Anal sex involving the use of anal lubricant infused with Pop Rocks candy, bewildering the participants with blazing booty holes and scorched skin flutes.

Thrusting their prude conservative town into the spotlight resulting in protesters outside their residence, Adam & Steve's viral video debuting what they've dubbed "Spicy Sodomy" prompted the Surgeon General to release a statement urging the public to avoid living in towns that don't know how to keep the romance alive after 30 years of blissful marriage.