Hundy-stick

A $100 bill, a benjamin

I'll give you a sweet hundy-stick if you streak down I-5 during rush hour.

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Ay

The sound an asian makes when getting nailed.

Ayyyy ayyyyy ayyy ay ay ay ay!!!!

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Cleaning the House

The process of eating a high fiber diet over the course of several days in an effort clear out your bowels.

Dude...I am cleaning the house. Today I ate a fat bowl of oatmeal, a whole head of broccoli, brown rice covered in refried beans, and like a pound of carrots. This deuce is going to be EPIC.

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Yatch

Short for the term Bi-yatch. Usually used to describe your girlfriend. Can be used as a term of endearment or an insult.

Question: "What are you doin tonight?"
Answer: "Nada im hangin out with the yatch"

Question: "Why do you look pissed"
Answer: "That yatch cheated on me!"

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