pornaton

Porn broadcasted on the screen of a Peleton during a workout.

This morning I hopped on my pornaton and got off.

Commutication

Engaging in effective communication with your significant other while on your commute to or from work.

Babe, I really enjoyed our chat on the way home from work today. That was some amazing commutication.

Bahammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated in the Bahamas.
A word defining a person who is Intoxicated, beyond drunk while on a Bahamian Island.

See also: hammered, shit-faced

I drank so much rum last night in the Bahamas I barely remember getting home, bro I was Bahammered!