Virtuals

People you are friends with on a Social Network that you've never met in person.

I have 650 Virtuals on FaceBook, along with 10 friends.

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DrunkBooking

When You are drunk and you start posting on FaceBook for an extended period of time, often regretting many of your posts the next day.

"When I left the Bar, I went home and I was DrunkBooking for an hour, there are at least 300 women on my page that will never date me."