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The name of a white kid who's cock is like 7 inches and gets fatter from bottom to top. Like the tip of that thing doesnt fit in a toilet paper roll. Hes also got a good sized pair of balls. He has a slight curve at the top of it so he can hit that g-spot or prostate. Whatever he decides to do with that thing. Highly blessed.
Have you seen this cock? Yeah it belongs to that white kid named Jacob.
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The act of blasting a huge cum load inside of someone's anus and having them fart causing little pieces of shit to shoot out casing the illusion of oreo cookies.
I accidentally gave someone the wrong Oreo Blast the other day. It was messy....
I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.
What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.
Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.
When you're fingering a butthole and get poop on your finger when you pull it out.
I thought I wiped good enough but when I fingered myself i ended up with a finger monkey!
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The act of smoking weed when you're getting the shit fucked out of your G-spot.
You should try G-smoking. It makes me cum everywhere!