Ur dad lesbian

Stupid bullshit that makes “ur mom gay” a little less funny

Carl- “ur mom gay”
Jim- “ur dad lesbian”
Me- “Jim ur a faggot”

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California Wildfire

A sex position where the male puts lighter fluid on his penis and lights it on fire and you see how long you can last.

Jim: “Hey bro you have fun last night?”
Tom: “yeah bro me and my girl did California wildfire last night and I lasted a whole 9 seconds but now I’ve got second degree burns”
Jim: “nice nibba”