taxiballs

The unique aroma of a taxi cab that an unfortunate customer inhales after closing the door caused by the driver sleeping in the cab after hours when he is off duty thus leaving the stench of unwashed, moist and sweaty balls.

Ugh the fucking Paki taxiballs are gonna make me puke in my mask! I should’ve sniffed the cab before climbing in...

vinothon

For the devoted posh alcoholic who wants to stay in shape thus requiring a daily speed walk to the wine store

After dropping a deuce from my suite of coffee tequila shots, I did a vinothon to get in shape and bought baby wipes on the way to avoid skidmarks in me underroos.

Woke pussy

A woke liberal feminist who thinks her pussy was created for anything but sex with a man

I tried to fuck Phoebe but she yelled that her pussy was off limits and only for showing on the Internet. She has woke pussy!

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Clitarded

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

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