Buttock

(noun)An unpopular individual.

Carl: "Hey, there's Tom Cruise. What a buttock he is!"
Vic: "You are so correct, my man."

Dionne: "Lurlene fixed me up with a blind date last night. What a buttock!"
LaWanda: "Which one? Lurlene or your date?"
Dionne: "BOTH of them!"

Mom: "Stop picking your nose, Willy. Don't be a buttock!"

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peter pan

(noun) The pan a prostitute uses to wash down a client's genitals before consumating the deal.

Hookette, eyeing the prospect's wedding tackle: "Easy there, big fella, while I gets my peter pan & gives you a washin down."

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