client

n. Person severely lacking in intelligence and common sense. See idiot and fuckwit.

Our client just asked us to send them a copy of the internet on CD.

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Client

A man that seeks the services of a prostitute, usually in Poland, usally in a Fuck-house.

Jason (in a drunken slur)to the 10 girls at our table: So you are all prostitutes?

Prostitute: Yeeeeess! And you are the clients!

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cliented

When you like someone but are too timid to actually ask them out and instead purchase their business services to obtain a false sense of intimacy.

Mitch cliented himself when he hired Sidney for a massage instead of asking her out.

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client

A computer system or process requesting something from another system or process in a client-server relationship. The opposite of 'server'.

Browsers are clients because they request information from websites' servers.

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client

An indirect way of saying penis.

"Ima go make my client happy" A
"More porn?" B
"Fuck yeah" A

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Client

Very gay New Yorker

Man, you're such a client!

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Client

known as somebody attending a dick appointment

marissa: “ girl my client is waiting “
melany: “go ahead girl”

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