Milk

Funding acquired by milking a cash cow.

My tank's a bit low, let's hit the milk bar & top it off.

Buttockracy

Government or the holding of power by people selected on the basis of their ability to pass gas or talk shit.

Holy shit Jim Bob, the boss must have eaten an extra ration of Pork & Beans this morning because he made even less sense than usual, we must really be living in a buttockracy.