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The reason why your girl left you for a guitarist
She: I want this guy to rub my clitoris like he plays guitar. <3
Barely, but not quite , entirely like your mom.
Do you know what was the temperature outside at tokyo the day after you were born?
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Individual's «god of sex».
1-Personal divinity supposed to give it's owner hints, luck, help and motivation in his/her sexual life.
2-Personification of someone's sex drive
I am so horny tonight, hope my erogami won't leave me at the club !
This guy don't get the obvious signals she is sending him, his erogami must be asleep or something.
I haven't met a chick for months, I need to have a word with my erogami.
Advantages and privileges our society give to women, the lack of any aftereffect women face after being exposed for lies, manipulative behaviour, or cheating that result in a man being blamed for it or for calling it out. Either in institutions (legal) or in daily social interactions.
- Every double standards that favorise women over men or make men to be told responsible of someone else behaviour because it's a woman.
- The mechanism behind those double standards, being that female are put on a pedestal, have all right, especially in term of toxic behaviour and hypocrisy. Everyone must stay shut about it, and if anyone speaks (s)he must be put down.
(Exemple of pussy privilege)
Lucie : This guy told my husband I cheated on him
Society : Did you ?
Lucie : I did but that's obviously not my fault
Society : What a bunch of assholes, the guy that you cheat on your BF with is responsible of the cheating, not you. You BF definitely deserve to be cheated on, since I'm sure he ever did a mistake so it will teach him to behave better, and the guy that told him the truth really is a manipulative trash looking to isolate you, he is literally the problem of this society.
Lucie : Yeah, fuck the patriarchy and those misogynistic scum that expect women to be blamed for their own choice ! That's so much male toxicity, I can't handle it anymore.
Society : Well said queen. Also, the judge said that your husband lost it's right of visit over the children and must give you an alimony for the next 10 years.
Lucie : well, finally some justice. I'm glad to have a safe friend like you, society.
Society, don't hesitate to open a tipee with your story, I'll send you 10k bucks so you can move on and rebuild yourself. Don't hesitate to advertise you OF, queen.
example 2:
- Hey, how much is it to enter to this nightclub?
- 10$ for you, it's free for women. Get in ladies.
- "Society is just a misandric shelter for irresponsible women and narcissists, may we get rid of both the pussy privilege, and that matriarchal brainwashing full of double standards "
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Just like a joke : It's ok once , but not three times.
--eg1--
5:00 pm
wife : Try to be back before dinner pls.
- potassium, my raven <3
--eg2--
8:45 pm
wife: why are you still not home ?!
- potassium potassium potassium
- GTFOOML !!!