Scarletting

having interesting walks home while intoxicated with alcohol, meeting interesting characters such as an egg called rob, old chinese ladies giving out rice and being a total brummie about it.

Gyal1 - "i just dropped my phone on the floor, but it doesn't matter! I can buy a brand new one for £50.

Gyal2 - "Hmmmmm are you sure you aren't just scarletting