shasta girl

"Cheap Date"; referencing popular soft drink that costs less than a dollar; female that will perform sexual acts with anybody; girl who has several sexual partners/more than one partner at once; female of low moral standards.

Three guys in one week?? Omg, don't be a Shasta girl, Susan!
Send you a topless pic?! I ain't no Shasta girl!
Ima find me a Shasta girl to come home with me tonight!

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Head Wizard

Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.

Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.

The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.

“The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”

“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”