When you are fucking a girl in the ass just after she's had a poo and afterwards you take your dick covered in poop and give the girl a "poop unibrow".
I was fucking a girl in the ass, right. She must have had the biggest shit ever just before we did it and she didn't tell me. To get that sloot back I gave her a dirty afghani and then we lived happily ever after.
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