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When a Jamaican girl squirts all over you.
Hey, Phil I got soaked yesterday in the Jamaican Spray Park.
When you run your partner over naked with a car.
My grandma died when I gave her a horse parade.
When a girl on her period put her hand in her bloody vagina and then jerks you off.
Ally gave me a redjob last night, it took so long to clean.