chicken juice

Cheap (McCormick) whiskey, this is so high class it comes in a plastic bottle. After about 10 captain and cokes it stops tasting like anything and goes down smooth.

Works extremely well for a quick cheap drunk or as a substitue for the good stuff when your friends are too freakin cheap to buy or bring their own alcohol.

Don't have any jack dude, but here have a shot of chicken juice. If you don't like it bring your own damn shots.

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