till points

Slang for cash or money. (till being synonymous to cash register)

I went to the store to get a case of beer but I was low on till points so I had to settle for a six pack.

My friends didn't want to sponsor my till pointless ass, so I got left out of the mission.

Te

Slang for the game 'Pente'

Some friends and I were knocking back one of my finer vintages of homebrew and decided to play some Te. As usual they got their asses kicked as I am the pente master.

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slam jam

Mandatory slamming of a full beer by all comrades who are drinking. The goal being to be the first one done so you can call everyone else a pussy.

After finally getting some beer, everyone grabbed one and I announced Slam Jam! All bottles were hoisted up with mine being the first emptied.

The party friendly short version is "Mandatory SJ"

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chummer

An adjective used when addressing a friend or close pal who shows a distinct lack of motivation or looks burnt out.

Chummer you need to get outside and do something, get your sorry ass off the couch.

or

Quit being a chummer, we were supposed to go grab some beers and check out the show.

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coughing a cell

Getting something done. Forcing the brain to engage in actual bodily motivation which results in completing some task.

(AKA Cough up a brain cell)

Dude, start coughing a cell man! you were suspposed to have had that done a week ago.

You've gotten way too lazy, once in awhile it'd be nice if you coughed a cell or two to clean up this mess.

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Chummed

Burnt out, tired, wasted, or just not motivated to do anything.

My friends wanted to me to go hiking but after snowboarding the previous day I was way to chummed for that.

After drinking way too much the night before I was so chummed I just hung out on the couch most of the day.

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