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Jonas Brothers

A band consisting of three brothers;

Paul Kevin Jonas II
Joseph Adam Jonas
Nicholas Jerry Jonas


Although many think of them as "untalented," they have double the amount of fans then haters. If they were so horrible, people wouldn't listen to them.


Their big break came when they were featured in an episode of Hannah Montana.


Before that, they weren't close to as popular as they are now (2009). 90% of their fans are girls; men -mainly ages 13 through 17- think of them as homosexual. They're gay because they can get girls, huh?


All 3 of the Jonas Brothers wear purity rings; meaning no sex until marriage. Also meaning, NO AIDS. How is that bad? Ever? Excuse them for not wanting a disease.


The Jonas Brothers have talent.
It's not that big of a deal.

Girl 1: OMJ, THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE FAMAZING!!!111!!

Me: Calm down, please.


Girl 1: NOWAYBCH. ALL THEIR SONGZ ARE ABOUT MIII!


Me: No. They don't even know you exist. :)


Girl 1: *explodes*


Don't be obsessed. It's just weird.

by BriBriRawrz March 24, 2009

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