SWF

Acronym standing for Single White Female, an abbreviation often used in personal ads

SWF, age 43, looking for long walks on the beach and a place for my 73 cats to live.

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miami dolphins

Only team in NFL history to ever complete a season undefeated and win the Super Bowl.

The Miami Dolphins sure do make a great team when they play together.

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chevrolet

Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

How many old chevrolets do you see on the road compared to old fords? Not many because they are junk!

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garage hopping

going from one house to another stealing alcohal

Me and jack got some beer garage hopping last week

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BickityBam

1. A segway leading to a good thing or immediately proceeding a good thing.

2. An exclaimation expressing joy or satisfaction in a situation. Usually is based on the humiliation of another person, much like pwned. Correct use involves a long rant or insult with "bickitybam!" added to the end.

So I was making out with this girl at the party, bickitybam, we're back at her place makin nasty."

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AAA

The smallest breasts possible.

Similarily; double AA batteries are small. Triple AAA batteries are smaller. Do yourself a favor and go buy your wifey some D batteries.

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bustyopramoopduel

when all members say their individually selected gun word

joe-bust
matt-yo
tim-pra
brian-moop
matt-duel
(when used seperately power decreases)

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