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You've heard of planking, owling, Tebow-ing, and other such fads, camera poses, and methods of trolling. Now prepare yourself for the newest one: "Alienating". With this new trend, you go around doing the popular pose that Giorgio Tsoukalos (guy from Ancient Aliens with the crazy hair) does and yell "ALIENS!" because let's face it, he tends to come up with the single most hilarious explanations to life's questions.
The fad was created by a meme that pictured two guys on a rollercoaster doing the pose and yelling "ALIENS!" to the people below, using the speed of the ride to mimic his crazy hairstyle, but alienating can be used to interrupt the conversations of random strangers when a question is asked as well, answering with the obvious reason "ALIENS"!
You are walking along when you notice two random people having a conversation and decide to mess with them since there are few consequences seeing as they are complete strangers.
Person A: "Yeah man, I don't even know where I could have left my keys."
Person B: "I don't get it dude, you are usually so organized with everything, but now you've been misplacing stuff all the time: your watch, wallet, phone, laptop, and now your keys?"
Person A: "I know, I know. I just don't understand why it keeps happening lately."
At this point, you decide to make your move and pick up speed to run past them to ensure a clean getaway so that you aren't left awkwardly standing there.
You (troll making the pose while running): "ALIENS!"
After you execute this maneuver:
Person A: "...Okay...what's with that guy?"
Person B: "Aw crap, we just got 'alienated'! I have to admit though, he got us good haha."
Person A: "A new trend, huh? I'm gonna look up this Alienating thing so I can use it on people."
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People from outerspace. Generally peace loving and wise, they've come to Earth because we've got velcro and they love that shit
I've got some Aliens living in my basement
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Far out dudes that love some good kush. Can be often seen flyin around in their saucerz stoned af looking for some dank weed that humans crop. Their language consists of 'Ayy' and "lmao' said in varying lengths and tones.
Bro 1: Yo dude I'm so high I'm talking to aliens
Bro 2: Nah man they're trying to steal your joint
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The reason you must get to the chopper.
Alien: wqhiqhivhjvjkmuahahahahahaha...
Dutch: Run! Get to the chopper!
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Something that stupid people say don't exist
Out of over 1 billion planets in the universe I would think more than one has aliens on it.
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1. In terrestrial terms, those who come from another country, a.k.a. immigrant.
2. Usually refers to any being that isn't from the planet earth, a.k.a. extraterrestrials (E.T.)
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An excellent science fiction movie series. Features a race of insect-like aliens called Xenomorphs, which have acidic blood and a collective mentality. They lay eggs like normal insects, but the larvae can only mature into adults by leaping onto a host organism's face and injecting themselves dow into the digestive tract. The adults burrow themselves out of the host, killing it in the process.
Basically, if you have an alien Xenomorph on your planet, your species is doomed.
Not even the Marines were tough enough to face the Xenomorphs in the Aliens movie.
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