breton

n.
A Breton is a tiny mischievous creature, like an imp, except with stunning and dashing looks, so it does not appear to be dangerous. Although it can slit your throat with ease and the utmost of celerity.

Johnny- "Hey I think I just heard a Bret"(slits throat.) /dies
Timothy- "Woah that must be a Breton, I'm getting the fuck out of h"(slits throat) /dies

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pwn

This originated from people misspelling "own." Own is a verb. It is used in online video games. Usually in FPS or RTS games when someone is killed or beaten in a game by another person in the game. If you tell someone you just killed, "You just got pwned!" Then they will take it very offensively. It was made popular when an employee from "Battle.net" made an error while he was making a map, and he spelled "own" as "pwn", and that is when people started pronouncing it incorrectly as "pone."

"There is no one that Ferratto can not pwn in an FPS video game."

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Mcgeown

An overwhelmingly expansive plain which has been razed by a barrage of comets, thus allowing a massive horde of craters to exist.

"Gee whillikers Batman! That mcgeown can carry an ocean with it's depressions!!!"

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Ferratto

A "Ferratto" is someone that makes an online FPS video game not fun for noobs anymore. The Ferratto pwns someone so much that people get tired of playing the game, because it is no longer fun because they keep on dying so much.

"This Ferratto is pwning me so much I'm about to throw my keyboard out the window!"

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Barletta

The Barletta effect is when someone drinking from a plastic 2 liter bottle of soda puts their whole mouth over the top of the bottle and they just suck in the liquid so the bottle is overwhelmingly dented. Then they put the cap back on and put it in the refrigerator with the dents still existing.

Omfg Dan, stop smushing my Sprite bottle, nobody likes a Barletta

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