do your taxes

the act of smoking weed

hey you wanna watch TV..or do you wanna do your taxes?

iFart

When someone is listening to their iPod or any other media device and passes gas loudly but does not realize that it was not a silent fart. The high volume of the iPod confuses the body into thinking that nobody can hear your colonic cannon fire.

Rumble Grrrrr BOOM!
Friend: WHOA! What was that???
Me: I think that poor sap over there just iFarted.