trivial pursuit

The long ass game that nobody knows the answers to, yet everyone plays during the holidays.

"Well, that was quite the delicious Thanksgiving dinner. Anyone up for some Trivial Pursuit?"

{akward silence while guests pretend not to be pissed}

...

{7 hours of lost life ensues}

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Renaldo Lapuz

A lyrical genius who wrote and sang the hit song, "We're Brothers Forever" on the eighth season of American Idol.

Simon: "Renaldo, what was that called?"
Renaldo Lapuz: "The title? We're Brothers Forever."
Simon: "I have a horrible feeling that's going to be a hit record."

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Sun Chips

The official snack of the Gods.

Mr. Potato Head: "Yo, don't tell anyone dis but Sun Chips are so much more bangin' than normal potato chips."

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