Dukein' her

Rape.

Usually involving more than one offender.

Brian: Hey Mike were you at that party last night?

Mike: No, what happened?

Brian: A stripper came over and these Lacrosse players were totally Dukein' her!

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fifth base

The only base you can slide into where you KNOW you'll get your pants muddy.

Brian: How far'd ya get with her?

Mike: Fifth base!

Brian: Really?

Mike: Yeah, this mourning I totally had to wash the uniform.

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Playin' Lacrosse

Rough sex double team.

Brian: Last night got a little crazy didn't it?

Mike: Yeah it's crazy enough that we double teamed her but I could believe she wanted us to pull her hair and spit on her.

Brian: We were totally playin' lacrosse.

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