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A woman 40+ looking for a companion using Cyberspace.
The Nerdy Cougar logged onto her email to see if she had matches any matches from eHarmony.
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A disability that causes a person to misuse the color green in every way, mostly seen with hair or clothes.
Spectator 1: Dude, look at that lady over there.
Spectator 2: Geez, she's green all over! Are her lips green too?!
Spectator 1: She is so greenistically challenged.
Craig Ferguson's explanation for the days BEFORE Autumn and AFTER Summer: Labor Day- Sept. 21.
Girl 1: HAPPY FIRST DAY OF FLUMMER!
Girl 2: Shut up, it's still summer!
Girl 1: Nuh uh, summer's over silly! It's Flummer!
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When the love of your life breaks up with you and the day after you bump into them on the street making out with another girl.
Jennifer experienced a clustermuck when she bumped into Brad making out with Emily in front of 7Eleven.
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The act of two women having an orgasm at the exact same moment during a threesome.
The two women moaned loudly during their blissful syncofuck.
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When a man sits down and crys for a minimum of 5 minutes about something he doesn't want anyone else to know.
Bobby: Where were you at lunch yesterday?
Dave: Oh sorry. Don't tell anyone, but I had myself a man-cry about Jenny.
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An App for Blackberry phones that allows you to access Twitter and update statuses from your phone.
Brianna_Ashlee "just had lunch." from Twitterberry.