Special Kind of Special

1. A person who seems slow or stupid at times without actually being mentally retarded.

2. Something that is considered sub-par or lower-than-average poor quality.

"Have you met my new girlfriend? I think she's kind of special."
"Dude, your new girlfriend is a Special Kind of Special."

"Have you seen how people drive around here? It's a special kind of special!"

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Hot wing

1. The act of giving a hand job using Vicks or Icy Hot for a lubricant.

"What's wrong with you?"
"My girl gave me a hot wing last night, and I'm still feeling it!"

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