dirty smith and wesson

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.

That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson

put her on a spicket

The sexual act where a man is standing up and a woman is bending over blowing him while getting fucked from behind by another man so she has so it looks like she is on a Rotisserie spicket.

“ Me and Steve put her on a spicket last night.