La Salle

It is a town in central Illinois that consists of around 9,000 people, the majority are dark-skinned, 10-year-old sluts, pedophiles, and stoners. There is not much to do in La Salle. Often, it is compared to Peru, and it even received the pseudonym "The Shitty Version of Peru". In my eyes, it's the shittiest town in Illinois.

Damn, I'd rather live in Streator than La Salle.

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