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Bondage Wedgie

When you are tied up and then wedgied.

Last year i gave myself a Bondage Wedgie in the backyard and got grounded because i couldn't get myself down. My older brother ripped the briefs out of my asshole and it hurt as if I were being rubbed with sandpaper on my ass.

by Briefboy September 21, 2008

21πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Cosmic Wedgie

Where you give a person a wedgie and you rip a piece of their underwear off.

Two weeks ago, I gave myself a cosmic wedgie then made my little brother ate the ripped piece. Not kidding.

by Briefboy September 21, 2008

20πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


briefs

A great invention meant to protect the penis and balls.

Briefs are always comfortable even in a wedgie.

by Briefboy September 20, 2008

179πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


brief

Agreat invention designed to protect the penis and balls.

Briefs are always comfortable even in a wedgie!

by Briefboy September 20, 2008

50πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Flagpole Wedgie

When your tighty whities are attached to the rope on the flagpole and then they raise it and that gives you a wedgie.

About two months ago, my parents went on a three week cruise. I got to school early, the bullies were waiting for me because they knew I wear tighty whities. They dreesed me down to my underwear and made me drink five huge glasses worth of water. It took so long for me to drink the water that by the time they had duct taped me to the rope, I was peeing on them. They lowered me, put ice in my underwear(it as winter) and started twisting my balls. OOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! This was a flagpole wedgie and they raised me up the full length and that is so high that the teachers never saw me. The only times they ever let me down was when the bullies fed me cafeteria food, EEEEWWWW!!!!, and made me drink water so I would pee and poop a lot. I wear extremely strong and stretchy so my tighty whities never ripped. Three weeks after I was raised up, my parents came home and called the police because I wasn't home. The police found me half naked attached to the flagpole covered in pee and poop! I was in that wedgie for three weeks and nineteen hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My older brother ripped the undies out of my asshole and that taught my nuts, penis and ass to not lett my brother near them.!!!!!!!!!!!! One kid had set up a video cam running the time that I was fed, watered, and raised. I couldn't change schools because that would be pointless. The asshole who taped put it on the web and the online yearbook. I was on CNN and News Channel 5.

by Briefboy September 21, 2008

86πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


bed wedgie

When you get a wedgie while you are in bed.

Last night my older brother came in at midnight and, since i was asleep, he tugged at the front of my tighty whities, I was lying on my back in tighty whities taht were from six years ago(i'm not exagerating) so they were extremely tight,he lifted me up into a nuclear melvin which is also classified as a bed wedgie. I was screaming "Bloody Murder!!!!!". OOOWWWWWWW!!!

by Briefboy September 21, 2008

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


[wedgie]

When someone pulls up your underpants halfway up your back. Often done to nerds, dorks, geeks, rich kids, preps, freshmen, weak kids, and occasionally to storng people when done in a group.

I love giving myself wedgies. Briefs are comfortable always even in a wedgie.

by Briefboy September 20, 2008

21πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž