yemp

An awkward, embarrassed, and bashful way of saying “yep”

Three friends chilling in a basement on a high school weekend..

Dexter(who is socially awkward as fuck): *weird ass sounding fart*
Friend1(David):was that a fart?

Friend3(Harry)what the fuck? Was that you Dexter?

Dexter: *looks around awkwardly with a nervous tremor to his lips* and says : “yemmmmp”
Friend2(Jory): What was that Dexter? Yemp?
Dexter: chk tssssssss heh! Yemp*
Friend1(David) ooohkay this is weird as fuck.

Friend3(Harry) what a fucking Yemp fuck. You yempy ass yempster

Twizzler

Someone who sizzles and speeds on meth amphetamines.

Damn bro that dude is tweaking hella right now, he’s a straight twizzler!