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When one is extremely bored with something.
Mostly used by people that work in the restaurant / cafe business. The moments when you work in a cafe and there is fuck all to do.
Can also be used with the work tragic. Mostly referring to sad, unattractive, badly dressed gay men.
I am so "cafe bored" today!
God i am so "cafe bored" of your attitude lately!
This flick is "cafe boring"!
Fuck me he is "cafe tragic" can you see what he's wearing!
A sub-category of i-pods but owned by gay men and have lots of gay music on them.
Gay 1- Oh my god you've got such great music on here there's Britney, Madonna, Kylie, Janet, Hed Kandi and all my favorites OH SHIT you EVEN have CHER!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!
Gay 2- Yeah well its my gaypod!
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To go out in Brighton UK and drink a ridiculous amount of Tuaca, get extremely wasted on it and do crazy things you normally wouldn't and don't remember (usually of a sexual nature!)
The Smug Friend - Wow you look like shit!!! What happened to you?
The Drunk - Fuck me i don't really remember. I was out and about in Brighton doing some shots and all i know is that i woke up on a couch with a sore ass.
The Smug Friend - Sounds like you got Tuaca-ed!!
A gay tourist in Spain.
The word is derived from two words - Maricon - the Spanish word for a gay man and Guiri - the Spanish word for tourist.
Pablo - Cari como conoces este marica rubio y wapo? Es de aqui?
Juan - No cari es un guiricon!! Es de Australia.
A month where fabulous things happen! Previously known as the month February, but after a series of polls to try and pep up a pretty sad month of the year due to long winters (in those countries that have winters this time of year of course) February is now called FABruary! See example for clear usage.
Rachel - God i'm so depressed this winter is just dragging and i've got nothing to look forward to.
Hayden - What are you talking about tomorrow is the 1st of FABraury!
Rachel - WHAT????!!!
Hayden - FABruary darling!!