Winderful

A constant state of being in Winder, Georgia. Occurs regardless of time of day, random meteorological events, train crashes, rioting, or mass chaos.

Jim: How are you today John?
John: I’m just Winderful today.
Jim: Even though there’s a tornado, the train hit an eighteen-wheeler, the rioters are destroying downtown, and anarchy has broken out?
John: It’s just another Winderful day.