Shough

pronounced shôf (like cough); verb form- (-ing, -ed) the act of defecating one's self while in the midst of a cough or coughing fit. Noun form- the result of defecating one's self during a cough or coughing fit.

Verb- "I took too big of a hit off that bong, I shoughed so hard I had to change my pants!"

Noun- "Side affects of this medication include: Coughs, diarrhea, shoughs, sharts, and/or migraines and possibly death."