Ness main

A piece of shit

Person 1: you play smash?
Person 2: yeah, I am a Ness main
Person 1: 🗿

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Dirty James

Hitting on a woman by shoving your cock in their face

Person 1: I was at the pub while a man pulled a Dirty James.
Person 2: Nice

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the JIZZ’s

The JIZZ’s (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar) are a not so elite opponents to the GAYS (the Global Assault Yeet Squad) but they help the BBC’s (Bolivian Battlement Camp).

the JIZZ’s soldier: Oh no! The GAYS are coming with the tactical technique of the ‘Head Spine’!
BBC soldier: The GAYS will be too much!