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Coffee Shop Girl

Quiet and intellectual; a girl who spends her time alone or in the company of old novels. She often paints or sketches; perhaps she is a photographer. She will occasionally drink simple coffee, but can more often be found drinking herbal tea. She writes poems, lyrics, and sometimes stories, and is often a pianist. She is the girl that can be found in the corner of the suburban coffee shop or bookstore every morning, drinking her usual and reading with her glasses halfway down her nose. She is most likely a believer in true love.

Benjamin: "I heard Ned's going out with that coffee shop girl he met on Saturday."

Jane: "He better be careful. I hear girls like that are flighty. They're big believers in soulmates."

by BrittBrittBritt November 30, 2014

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Prayer of the Popular Viner

(As spoken by Josh Darnit)

"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray for jays and brows on fleek. If bae should grind before I whip, turn down for what, but that backflip. *click* or nah."

Kevin: Dude, do you pray before bed?
Ben: Absolutely. I say the Prayer of the Popular Viner.

by BrittBrittBritt August 5, 2015


skinny sexual

Another word for bi: when a girl is actually a lesbian but appreciates that guys could possibly be vaguely attractive in a far-off alternate universe.

Britney: "Why is she looking at him like that? I thought she was a lesbian!"

Sam: "Oh, it's okay. She's only skinny sexual."

by BrittBrittBritt July 12, 2014


Tennis

Tennis (sexual use): A term for casual sex between friends, used in Friends With Benefits. Implied to have no emotions attached, to just be simply and easy, like tennis. You go, you do the deed, you walk away.

Dylan: "Hey Jamie, let's play tennis."

by BrittBrittBritt August 29, 2014

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