Harambe

Harambe was majestic. King of the gorillas. Some retarded mom wasen’t watching her kid. And her child wanted to give harambe a hug. So of course, the only normal thing to do would be to cimb into his enclosure. Harambe was used to fighting people who tried to mess with his brothers. So he beat the crap out of the kid. Sadly, they put him down soon after. R.I.P. Harambe. You will be loved, missed, and remembered. Never forget.

Harambe was a majestic man.